I'd like to introduce you to Thomas 'The Alcoholic' Jefferies and a few of his hobbys after one too many turbo shants....
Getting his friends to repeatedly slap and punch him in the face. Dropping his i.d so many times he might as well just chuck it away. Screaming fuck off too everybody who talks to him after reaching his peak of turboshantedness. Trying to obtain high fives from every innocent bystander in a nineties fashion. Smelling me and my washing detergent even more than usual. Getting on it so much his friends have to carry him home. Setting off the alarm whilst entering his own home. Finding the ability to pull anything but a normal face in photographs.
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