This is a warning for all people in the Portsmouth area, if you see this girl DO NOT approach at any cost. Whilst she may look cute and innocent, she is the spawn of satan, sent to earth to destroy humanity. Only last night i was brutally abused and violated by her, fuelled on a diet of neat vodka, rage and hatred she attacked me with a series of edible treats. Whilst i survived my brand new, white t-shirt never. Like i said beware, she is PURE EVIL.
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