Dissapointed.

When i first met young Joe Paget we got on really well. An enthusiastic little ripper with whom i had high prospects for the devleopment of both his skateboarding and lifelong future. He never smoked, never drunk and never once saw a vagina. Whilst the thought of this to me and you may seem prosperous it was what kept him pure and almost holy. With his bleached blonde hair catching the sun off his unshapely head on many occasion whislt skateboarding i often thought he was an angel gifted with a plank of wood with 4 wheels rather than wings. It is to my horror that i have now come to learn he is a drug addict. Caught smoking weed in what appears to be a London drug den whilst his peers watched on in disgust. He is said to have sold all 47896658 pairs of his size 4 Nike Sb's, his whole skateboarding dvd archive spanning a total of almost 348732463 dvd's and last week was caught driving his dads Ferrari through a field at 110mph. When stopped by the police and asked what he was doing he simply replied 'Im motherfuckin high bitch'. Our prayers go out to you Joe hopefully so that you can get off the drugs and once again become the inward heelflipping, late shove it, body popping boy that we all loved and cherished. Here is a video of Joe after one too many spliffs, if you see him plese keep your distance. The constant intake of Ganja has APPARENTLY made him smell like piss. More information as i get it.